Ah, a weekend of rugged, back-to-nature camping. You look forward to getting in touch with your inner Grizzly Adams by living off the land, sleeping with rocks digging into your back and peeing in lush fields of poison ivy.
And when its time to break out the chocolate and graham crackers for a s'mores dinner, show off to your burly friends and pull out The Prairie campfire template.
It will make it impossible even for a complete idiot like you to mess up the campfire-spacing out the logs perfectly. But it can't protect you from your friends' roaring laughter.