15 July 2010

Dick Cheney Is Dead, Technically

Science has declared what most of us already knew. Dick Cheney is a monster.
He walks among us with NO HEARTBEAT and NO PULSE.

Dick Cheney's latest heart malfunction has resulted in him being fitted with an LVAD device. What this device does is impel blood flow rather than pumping it. Vampire or Zombie, you decide. Just stay away (and wear Garlic just in case)

No comments:

Post a Comment

Digg! My Zimbio