You'll Shoot Your Eye Out

As the Christmas season snows down around us, some are comforted by warm thoughts of hot cocoa by the fire while others melt with fear that someone might wanna rob them of all the goodies under the tree. Paranoid preppers will need to protect the pretty wrapped parcels (and their family) and what better way than with a shiny new firearm!

Even if all your gifts are sucky and no one wants to take them, there's always the option of taking down one of Santa's reindeer mid-flight.  How fun!

Anyone that thinks this way would have loved living in decades past when the idea of finding a Gun under the tree was considered yuletide cheer.  Let the self-defense companies cash in.

This ad says it all.  A little Holiday Suicide might sound like a good idea after too much eggnog.  Happy Holidays! 

You Know Dasher...

Reindeer herds and herders In Norway's far north area of Kautokeino

Captured by American Photographer Erika Larsen who became one of the family's beaga- a woman that cleans and cooks for the family- in order to entrench herself in the culture.  

Hear Me Out

Most guys would cringe at getting a tie as a gift.  But they'd listen to this. Tell him it's made from recycled cassette tape ribbon.  The super sonic fabric was created by artist Alyce Santoro and the tie? It's hand sewn by designer Julio Cesar.   A sound investment at $120.  

Quoted

The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open. 

-Chuck Palahniuk